Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Cyclical Nature of The World

I predict the following:

The 2010 midterm elections will bring a landslide for the Republicans who will get control of the House and Senate

2012 will be a close election and Obama will win by a small margin against either, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, or Newt Gingrich.

By 2016 all hope will be lost and a Republican will win. Not whoever lost to Obama in 2012 but someone knew. For now I will call him "Jeff". Now Jeff may be related to the Bush or Cheney famiy. This will take place after some scandals rock the Obama administration and everyone longs for Bush now that they have forgotten him.

Something bad will happen in 2017 or 2018 and Jeff will become a national hero.

In 2020 Jeff will beat Chelsea Clinton by a narrow margin.

By 2022 People are growing weary of Jeff and the dems take back the house and senate.

In 2024 people will start to blame Jeff for everything and after we have fought a losing war with Eurasia, Jeff will be losing his popularity and may be impeached.

In the 2024 election, Jeff's VP Jenna Bush loses the election to Emmanuel Lewis. Yes Webster and we all know based on the Bloodhound Gang's song that he is the Anti-Christ....

Anyway a bit of humor but a sad statement of the cyclical nature of the American political climate.